INCREDIBLE INDIAN AIR FORCE

[Windjammer]

JAMNAGAR, Two MIG-21s are in formation take-off, No 2 gets into his leader's Jet wash and looses control and prepares to eject, the ground controller watching all this in desperation shouts on the radio, eject, eject, eject.
The MIG leader who is by now airborne thinks the order is for him ultimately also ejects . If only the ground controller had mentioned No2 in the call out, the unnecessary loss would have been avoided.

SRINAGAR, Local IAF Commander invites the media and other personalties to display the all weather capabilities of the Jaguar aircraft,
Once everybody is present, a formation of four Jaguars head off in adverse weather conditions, however to everyone's dismay and IAF's embarrassment, all the aircraft fail to return.
It later transpires that two of them crashed while the other pair had to be diverted elsewhere, alas despite it's namesake the aircraft turns out to be a pussy cat.

IOK, During the Kargil confrontation, the IAF commissions a new airfield in the territory. In a show of publicity, the base commander inaugurals the first flight by taking-off in a Russian made transport aircraft with many VIPs and Media Moguls on board.
In his enthusiasm the Commander fails to realize and breaches the LOC, ultimately the intruding Indian aircraft is greeted with a couple of Anza missiles from Pakistani forces which knock out one of it's engines, realizing his grave mistake the Indian Commander quickly dives back into the sanctuary of Indian airspace, however seeing an aircraft entering India from Pakistan side, the Indian ground troops open fire on it.
Although the official Indian version is that the stricken transport plane made a successful emergency landing, but some report suggest otherwise.

[Jako]

Pathetic standard posting in a prestigous forum.

[XiNiX]

Nice set of Jokes.

[Windjammer]

Originally Posted by Jako

Pathetic standard posting in a prestigous forum.

I would call that sheer bad professionalism on part of the IAF.

[Windjammer]

Originally Posted by pakishaveallexcuses

u guys are really good at cooking......COOKING UP STORIES

The reality is you people are the very victims of your own media.

[Windjammer]

Originally Posted by silent_assasin

consult a psychiatrist

And i would recommend some good digestion tablets for you sir.

[Windjammer]

Originally Posted by XiNiX

Nice set of Jokes.

What a coincidence, now who was it that commented,

The IAF is a joke.???!!!

[taimikhan]

Windjammer, if they are jokes, kindly refrain from such things in future and delete the post, but if they are facts then kindly post the link of the source from where you got these as things like these with source can be taken as credible otherwise rubbish.

[Balance]

Kindly share the neutral source to back your claim.

PS - I hope you are not just another guy with spirituality which can be used only to see imaginary Indian failures in past and future.

[Windjammer]

Originally Posted by taimikhan

Windjammer, if they are jokes, kindly refrain from such things in future and delete the post, but if they are facts then kindly post the link of the source from where you got these as things like these with source can be taken as credible otherwise rubbish.

My dear in such case scenarios people die hence it's not a matter of frivolous claims and postings. All these facts and figures appeared in the reputable AFM magazine. Incredibly two of magazine's contributors are former high ranking IAF officers.

[lockh33d]

They can't be jokes, the storyline is in too much detail and has too much specifics for the average person to fabricate. But anyways, XD XD XD lolz.

[third eye]

... dwindling quality of threads.

[lockh33d]

Originally Posted by Peshwa

Lord of the Rings was in incredible details as well......Do you believe it??

Let me guess you also believe Dragons exist....Im sure!!!...LOL!!

Yes, let me explain the meaning of the word "context" to you, shall I? Lord of the Rings was made that way because it was made to be a movie, in the "context" of the motion picture industry. Here, the "context" is a discussion so why would someone go to such depth to make a up story? Besides, OP has already told you the source, stop arguing k?

[Jako]

Source....what source??....where is the damn source with a f§cking link???!!......this is amazing and equally disgusting that this thread isn't locked yet.....awfull

[mrwarrior006]

how many times do we have go through this over and over again now if really
IAF was joke or so bad then do u think india would be sitting happily developing in this region specially when ther is china(global power) and pakistan

now if u want to just make fun then its ok i can understand(jackal and sour grapes) but living in denial is bad can turn into ur grave