15 Hilarious Ways Pakistanis Sell Their Food Items

ghazi52 · Jun 21, 2016

15 Hilarious Ways Pakistanis Sell Their Food Items

If you’re Pakistani, you don’t need a high-profile restaurant or brand to sell your food items. You can just name it after a famous celebrity or politician and voila.. you’re making money!

Here’s a list of some hilarious ways Pakistanis sell their food items.

1. No, Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif does not own the rights to this extremely cringe-worthy Chatpata Chooran..

2. And standing in the other corner, not the Prime Minister of Pakistan, is Imran Khan with his Chatpata Chooran. So which one is better?

3. This was probably due to Earth Hour or time saving. If not, then Pakistan is definitely the most amazing country in the world!

4. This is not the restaurant, not the drive-thru – this is McDonald Pakistan’s little brother.

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5. Sab se alag, sab se judaa – no wonder they call it Achanak Biryani. It just happens! Achanak se!

6. JUST TO MAKE IT KNOWN – JACK DID NOT DIE FOR THIS! – This is Pakistan’s very own Titanic Imlee.. we just hope it sunk with the Titanic.

7. After Mountain Dew.. Pakistan’s sasti cold drink company brings to you… Mountain DON – with SRK as the brand ambassador..

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.8. From Facebook chips to Twitter biscuits.. Pakistanis literally love eating everything on Social Media.

9. As if food items weren’t enough.. they came out with Twitter Sweet Supari. For when you are extremely bored.. just tweet one in your mouth.

10. When something trends in Pakistan.. it trends for life! From smashing screens of cars, Gullu Butt is now smashing Paratha and Chaye in Karachi.

11. You drink 7up? Pakistanis eat it as well. Pakistan 1-0 Rest of the World.

12. In love? In a relationship? Just take your better half to this Kulfi point if you ever fight. Rumors say Shahjehan had this Kulfi before he made the Taj Mahal for his wife.

13. Thank God it doesn’t say M. Fiaz Butt Burger. Anything else is fine, even a local Burger King.

14. Whilst Malala sits abroad and takes over the world.. Pakistanis are using Malala for their special chicken Shawarma. Kamaaaal!

15. You got Nandos? Chicken please… we got Dandos! Dandos by Peindus!