mujh se ziada dukhi koi hai yahaan?

[Imran Khan]

Imran bhai, ye ek hi photu ko kitni bar chipkayenge aap?

Lagta hai tareef sunne ki tamanna adhuri reh gayi

os photo main aysa kya hai? wait main tumhy us wakt ke achi pics dikhata hoon . or mery koi adhoori khahish nhi hai tery trah lolz

 

[President Camacho]

os photo main aysa kya hai? wait main tumhy us wakt ke achi pics dikhata hoon . or mery koi adhoori khahish nhi hai tery trah lolz

Ab usme kya hai, ye to aap hi jaante honge jo itni baar paste kar di... mujhe to bas khoob sara pani... aur usme ek dukhiyara nazar aata hai... aur kuchh bhi nahi

 

[Executioner]

yaar main dukhi thori hoon ye to pics hi aysi banai gai hain is main mera kya kasoor main to her wakt hansta rehta hoon is liye ye pics ajeeb lagi

Bhai kya search kar rahe ho ?

 

[President Camacho]

Bhai kya search kar rahe ho ?

He is just checking... whether the red water of the red sea tastes like red label

 

[Windjammer]

Imran Bahi, Woh kahtey hain .....

Machli tu na mili.... Magar Mach key ansoo mill gayee.!!

 

[Imran Khan]

mery khayal main ye achi hain

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[Imran Khan]

Imran Bahi, Woh kahtey hain .....

Machli tu na mili.... Magar Mach key ansoo mill gayee.!!

machli khaan jee aik bar main ne pakri thi wo itni choti thi ke bili ko khila di hehehehhe

 

[President Camacho]

ret aur pani to theek hai... lekin ye sadkon aur imaraton ki tasveer ka shauk aap ko bhi pad gaya?

 

[Imran Khan]

ret aur pani to theek hai... lekin ye sadkon aur imaraton ki tasveer ka shauk aap ko bhi pad gaya?

bus aysy hi time kharab kerty rehty hain beth ke yaar kal subah mery phir aik flight hai round trip hai so pics banaty rahy gay beth ker lolz

 

[President Camacho]

bus aysy hi time kharab kerty rehty hain beth ke yaar kal subah mery phir aik flight hai round trip hai so pics banaty rahy gay beth ker lolz

Sharmaiyega nahi... do char idhar paste kar hi dijiyega




Waise aapki tasveer dekh ke Zafr ka vo sher yaad aata hai...

Na Kisi Ki Aankh Ka Noor Hoon...

Na Kisi Ke Dil Ka Karar Hoon


Jo Kisi Ke Kaam Na Aa Sake...

Main Woh Ek Musht-E-Gubaar Hoon


Mera Rang Roop Bigad Gaya

Mera Yaar Mujhse Bichhad Gaya


Jo Chaman Fiza Mein Ujad Gaya...

Main Usi Ki Fasl-e Bahar Hoon

 

[Paan Singh]

khan saab apni photo to dikhao.......shayad aapko dekha ho

 

[Imran Khan]

khan saab apni photo to dikhao.......shayad aapko dekha ho

or ager main ne tumhary pesy deny hoy to heheehhe?

 

[President Camacho]

Imran yar usse muh-dikhai ke paise maang lena

 

[jha]

or ager main ne tumhary pesy deny hoy to heheehhe?

Maine toh dekhi hai aapki foto...bhejta hoon usko..

Itne din se wahan ho aur abhi bhi akele foto khichwa rahe ho..

 

[Imran Khan]

Imran yar usse muh-dikhai ke paise maang lena

haan per ye kangly hai