Some funny Shayaris

[harrymohan]

Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....

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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...

 

[harrymohan]

yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....



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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

 

[harrymohan]

Arj kiya hai..

He is KISSING
She is KISSING


He is KISSING
She is KISSING

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[harrymohan]

woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun

 

[harrymohan]

mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

 

[harrymohan]

Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
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aja aja dil nichode ....
raat ki matki phode...

 

[harrymohan]

Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."

 

[harrymohan]

Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
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"itni sakti hamen dena data "

 

[harrymohan]

Arz kiya hai…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
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Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Offer valid till stocks last..

 

[harrymohan]

Arz kiya hai…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
Wah-Wah, Wah-Wah…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
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Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya…

 

[harrymohan]

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...

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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"

 

[harrymohan]

A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......

can u guess why???

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think!!!

donno???
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he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!

 

[harrymohan]

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

Gaur farmaiye

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

 

[harrymohan]

1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

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Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!
Wah wah wah

 

[harrymohan]

World’s most PAINFUL shayari…

Dil mai chubhi sui….

Arz kiya hai…

Dil mai chubhi sui…

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Aawaj aayi
Uui uui, uui uui…