Traditional Cow Economics - Funny

[sherdil76]

just to put a smile on your face...

You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

* PAKISTAN ECONOMICS*
Actually you don't have any cows.
You beg the US for financial aid to buy two,
again for World Bank loans,
and again to Asian Development Bank,
yet again to all who can lend even a single penny,
You now have Billions, the highest debt ever,
Your president managed to buy two cows,
rest goes in personal accounts of his in Western banks to boost their ecomonies
One cow die due to lack of herd management,
Other swept away in flood which could have saved if built the Kala Bagh dam
So! You beg for more funds

*AMERICAN ECONOMICS*
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

* FRENCH ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

*GERMAN ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month
and milk themselves.

*BRITISH ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
They are both mad.

*ITALIAN ECONOMICS*
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

*SWISS ECONOMICS *
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

*JAPANESE ECONOMICS*
You have two cows.
You re-design them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary
cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them
worldwide.

*CHINESE ECONOMICS*
You have two cows.
You have over a billion people need the milk.
You have world biggest industry,
You trade milk with exports,
You manage to feed them all,
West blame you for injustice.

*INDIAN ECONOMICS*
You have two cows.
You worship them.
Gao Mata is sacred, and so is her urine,
so You steal more of your neighbours,
You keep them in occupied lands,
and You even claim for more,
if any one reacts,
You fund the Bull to train them for suicide attacks,
You blame Pakistan and Taliban for all shhit!
West supports you on that,
You get all the funds required to boost your Holy Cow economy

*RUSSIAN ECONOMICS*
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of Vodka

 

[karan.1970]

despite the indian piece, loved it

 

[kak1978]

Good One.
Updated *PAKISTANS ECONOMICS*
With a Loan from WB you buy two cows.
You train them on how to infiltrate into a Bull's Barn and fight a Bull.
But the cows fight each other and die.
You Blame it on the Bull.

 

[tyagi]

original cow economy

Economics of cows SKFox.com

SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, so you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then files the milk away…

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank,
then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows because you’re sobering up and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINA CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.

IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy….

AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers.

WELSH CORPORATION: You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.

IRISH CORPORATION: You have two cows…or is it three? What matters? Aren’t you well off to have even one

 

[desiman]

you have changed the original article and put in you own thoughts for India, sorry but this is not funny, i find it demeaning. The original article was both funny and sarcastic, thanks for pushing in your hate for Hinduism and India into this.