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HOLY SEE – In a shocking press
conference Sunday, Pope Benedict XVI
revealed to the world that he will be
stepping down from the Catholic Church’s
highest office. “Through prayer and
reflection over the past years,” the
world’s holiest man began, “I’ve realized
that Allah is the one true God.”
Amid clattering camera shutters and
roaring reporters, Pope Benedict patiently
answered questions, citing traditional
Muslim folklore as well as passages from
the Qur’an to explain his decision. His
session was interrupted only once, when
he swiveled South-East to face Mecca,
stooped to the ground, and recited the
Asr, one of the five daily prayers central
to Muslim belief.
The startling reversal comes as a shock to
many familiar with the Pope’s policies on
Islam. “Show me just what Muhammad
brought that was new and there you will
find things only evil and inhuman, such as
his command to spread by the sword the
faith he preached,” the Bishop of the
Vatican famously said of Islam in his 2006
lecture Faith, Reason and the University—
Memories and Reflections.
When asked about the quote, Pope
Benedict sighed with good-humored
remorse and chuckled quietly to himself:
“Yeah I’ve regretted that for some time.
But I was young and naïve… I see things
much clearer now. Besides, I’ve always
kinda liked the thought of having a sword.
The Cardinals were a real pain on that
one.”
When asked whether he would be
reverting to his born name, Pope
Benedict enthusiastically interjected.
“I’ve decided to change my name to
Sajjad Sayyid Ratzinger,” His Ex-Holiness
explained. “I’m keeping my surname
purely for logistical reasons, so my
Facebook friends and Twitter followers
won’t be confused.”
His transition hasn’t been without
opposition. Hours after the press
conference, a special Fox and Friends
segment aired on FOXNEWS, featuring a
picture of the Pope photoshopped to
include stereotypical Islāmic features,
including: a turban in place of his mitre,
darkened complexion, black hair, and
Arabic letters spelling out an
endorsement of Barack Hussein Obama
tattooed across his chest. Beneath the
picture, the panel discussed the possible
involvement of Pope Benedict XVI, 85, in
9/11. The segment’s title, “The Holy
Heathen,” emblazoned the lower left
corner of the screen.
This morning, newspapers nationwide
featured an editorial by Bill O’Reilly
detailing the parallels between the Pope’s
“betrayal of God-loving Christians
everywhere” with the “betrayal of the
American people and the Constitution by
Benedict Arnold, his liberal agenda, and
his radical left-wing entourage.”
deadseriousness.com/dead-seriousness-news-pope-benedict-xvi-resigns-papacy-converts-to-islam/

Pope Benedict announces shocking
conversion to Islam
HOLY SEE – In a shocking press
conference Sunday Pope Benedict XVI
revealed to the world that he will be
stepping down from the Catholic
Church’s highest office. “Through
prayer and reflection over the past
years,” the world’s holiest man began,
“I’ve realized that Allah is the one
true God.”
www.jollofmuzik.com/2013/03/pope-
benedict-announces-shocking.html?
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HOLY SEE – In a shocking press
conference Sunday, Pope Benedict XVI
revealed to the world that he will be
stepping down from the Catholic
Church’s highest office. “Through
prayer and reflection over the past
years,” the world’s holiest man began,
“I’ve realized that Allah is the one
true God.”
Amid clattering camera shutters and
roaring reporters, Pope Benedict
patiently answered questions, citing
traditional Muslim folklore as well as
passages from the Qur’an to explain
his decision. His session was
interrupted only once, when he
swiveled South-East to face Mecca,
stooped to the ground, and recited
the Asr, one of the five daily prayers
central to Muslim belief.
The startling reversal comes as a shock
to many familiar with the Pope’s
policies on Islam. “Show me just what
Muhammad brought that was new and
there you will find things only evil and
inhuman, such as his command to
spread by the sword the faith he
preached,” the Bishop of the Vatican
famously said of Islam in his 2006
lecture Faith, Reason and the
University—Memories and
Reflections.
When asked about the quote, Pope
Benedict sighed with good-humored
remorse and chuckled quietly to
himself: “Yeah I’ve regretted that for
some time. But I was young and
naïve… I see things much clearer now.
Besides, I’ve always kinda liked the
thought of having a sword. The
Cardinals were a real pain on that
one.”
When asked whether he would be
reverting to his born name, Pope
Benedict enthusiastically interjected.
“I’ve decided to change my name to
Sajjad Sayyid Ratzinger,” His Ex-
Holiness explained. “I’m keeping my
surname purely for logistical reasons,
so my Facebook friends and Twitter
followers won’t be confused.”
His transition hasn’t been without
opposition. Hours after the press
conference, a special Fox and Friends
segment aired on FOXNEWS, featuring
a picture of the Pope photoshopped to
include stereotypical Islāmic features,
including: a turban in place of his
mitre, darkened complexion, black
hair, and Arabic letters spelling out an
endorsement of Barack Hussein
Obama tattooed across his chest.
Beneath the picture, the panel
discussed the possible involvement of
Pope Benedict XVI, 85, in 9/11. The
segment’s title, “The Holy Heathen,”
emblazoned the lower left corner of
the screen.
This morning, newspapers nationwide
featured an editorial by Bill O’Reilly
detailing the parallels between the
Pope’s “betrayal of God-loving
Christians everywhere” with the
“betrayal of the American people and
the Constitution by Benedict Arnold,
his liberal agenda, and his radical left-
wing entourage.”
Source:
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Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. - Jokes Etc - Nairaland
 
pope went to mars become martian ..... lol fake news...
 
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At least paste it properly its difficult to read

put some proper news on forum not jokes........ Admin delete it
 
When asked whether he would be
reverting to his born name, Pope
Benedict enthusiastically interjected.
“I’ve decided to change my name to
Sajjad Sayyid Ratzinger,” His Ex-Holiness
explained. “I’m keeping my surname
purely for logistical reasons, so my
Facebook friends and Twitter followers
won’t be confused.
”

Seems legit...
 
Pope Benedict --> Pop Bandit.

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please spare us man.

why you guys post such items from unknown sources?

if he did or not what it has to do with the world.

what was more noticable was his resignition . its been centuries that ant pop resigned so that was a big news
 
really??the source seems a bit uhhhh...just uhhhhh....
 
please spare us man.

why you guys post such items from unknown sources?

if he did or not what it has to do with the world.

what was more noticable was his resignition . its been centuries that ant pop resigned so that was a big news

This is the incident related to politics, not faith.

How people imagine this I still do not understand, A guy who went through the Church life for almost his entire life is been suspected here.
 
This is the incident related to politics, not faith.

How people imagine this I still do not understand, A guy who went through the Church life for almost his entire life is been suspected here.
Imagination has wings:whistle:
 
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