Some quotes for all the members ..!!!!!

[Zee-Gen]

“I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years”

“If you are a terror to many, then beware of many.”

“Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy”

“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils”

“I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar”

“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see well than he can think”

“Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference”

“The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window”

“When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror”

“There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly”

“The trouble with children is that they’re not returnable”

“A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book”

“Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee”

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished”

“In my house, I am the boss. My wife is the decision maker”

“I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife”

“Hard work never killed anyone but why take a chance?”

“Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter”

“Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart”

“Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.”

“Men are like steel; both are worthless when they loose their temper”

“You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R’s only one begins with an R”

“Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy — the mother”

“If you can’t convince them, confuse them”

“If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes”

“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it”

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome”

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury”

“You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try”

“Angels can fly because they take themselves so lightly”

“Choose heaven for climate, hell for society”

“For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism”

“Men are like linoleum floors. You lay them right, and you can walk on them for 30 years”

“If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players?”

“The worst kind of love is the one when you want someone but you know you can’t have them”

“Adults are just kids with money”

“A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway”

 

[friendly_troll96]

“Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy”

Watch out or you might get spied on by naughty little Raymond Davises in the house… might even get filmed while unconsciously launching the missile, unpinning the hand grenades, or sailing the war vessel. China mobiles come in handy for these secret agents.

 

[Spring Onion]

Watch out or you might get spied on by naughty little Raymond Davises in the house… might even get filmed while unconsciously launching the missile, unpinning the hand grenades, or sailing the war vessel. China mobiles come in handy for these secret agents.

you are vulgarly friendly troll

 

[friendly_troll96]

you are vulgarly friendly troll

i was merely talking of war, weapons, and spies. there's nothing vulgar about that.

 

[Spring Onion]

i was merely talking of war, weapons, and spies. there's nothing vulgar about that.

am also talking about the same

 

[DV RULES]

Some quotes......from you

But not for me, more than 90 % i don't believe.