Feel The Humour : Come on Every One ... Lets Share the Laugh Together !

[Chanakyaa]

 

[Chanakyaa]

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[Chanakyaa]

 

[Evil Flare]

ATTORNEY : Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY : So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY : I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

 

[Chanakyaa]

 

[anathema]

Great Video...Hillarious...

 

[indushek]

This is very hilarious.. Laughter is the best medicine.....
1 )what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wondaring how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR


2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan

4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
.......Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

6) n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their
marrige...guess y??
they gave a solid reason...**Ladke k daant bahar hain**


7)ones a clever guy saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
......kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..


8) Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students...


9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina


3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?



Bataao Bataao!



Nahi Pata?!!



Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!



Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI



1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

scrolll down



DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!



What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

think
think
think
think
think

tired of thinking???



Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"



Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"



ok whats the opp of venky's..



venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)



Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?


' Come ' palakrishnan.




one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross
c! onnected to some! other lady.They still keep on talking..they start
liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change y! our wife.


A fool went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

:-(

Guess why ?



because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"



ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar
nikalega???????
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think
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think....
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geela ho ke nikalega......



ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......

sweets nops

sault nopes

think

think




are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......



whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)



Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?

think......
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socho socho
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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!

 

[Chanakyaa]

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[nForce]

At times business can seem like a war, there is corruption, dirty tactics and a hell of a lot of fighting.

However, it is good to see that even the biggest and most respectable brand names are also getting their hands dirty.



OUCH!

Then Audi fought back with an equally amusing advert:

BAM!

But then Subaru decide to join the advert war and give this sucker punch to them both:

WAM!

So it looks like Subaru were gloating at what looked like a last minute victory, but then someone brought nuclear weapons to a gun fight:

 

[indushek]

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[untitled]

Band of Brothers

Band of Baboons

 

[Chanakyaa]

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[Imran Khan]

good thread i read it only keep it up

 

[Chanakyaa]

good thread i read it only keep it up

Thanks Imran Bhai...