10 things never say to Pakistani

[dray]

Sure, everything in world have roots in Ancient India.

Pakistan surely has!

Chill, I was just having some popcorn.

 

[Levina]

Swamy Chandar was great cook of ancient India. Actually he was the one who invented the cooking before that people were eating raw.

I like that!!!
Ancient India would mean Pakistan included.
Toh aap bhi ghaas phoos khate the??

 

[Sugarcane]

I like that!!!
Ancient India would mean Pakistan included.
Toh aap bhi ghaas phoos khate the??

No, We used to eat raw meat until great swamy ji taught us how to make delicious beef dishes

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

No, We used to eat raw meat until great swamy ji taught us how to make delicious beef dishes

Levina descends from the royal priest king of Mohenjodaro himself..

 

[Levina]

No, We used to eat raw meat until great swamy ji taught us how to make delicious beef dishes

aaahhhh!!
then you must be a mallu- Pakistani.

Mallus can eat beef in breakfast too.
@nair @sreekumar

 

[nair]

aaahhhh!!
then you must be a mallu- Pakistani.

Mallus can eat beef in breakfast too.
@nair @sreekumar

You go to North kerala restaurant at 7 am in the morning and ask for the menu (not the printed one) he will say

Puttu, porotta, appam, pathiri, idiappam, chappathi

Then you ask him curry?

he will say

chicken curry, chicken roast, mutton curry, mutton lever, mutton fry, beef curry, beef fry,beef botty.......

Then you ask him what else????

He will say :

Kadala curry, mixed veg......

 

[Levina]

You go to North kerala restaurant at 7 am in the morning and ask for the menu (not the printed one) he will say

Puttu, porotta, appam, pathiri, idiappam, chappathi

Then you ask him curry?

he will say

chicken curry, chicken roast, mutton curry, mutton lever, mutton fry, beef curry, beef fry,beef potty.......

Then you ask him what else????

He will say :

Kadala curry, mixed veg......

I like your signature!!

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

You go to North kerala restaurant at 7 am in the morning and ask for the menu (not the printed one) he will say

Puttu, porotta, appam, pathiri, idiappam, chappathi

Then you ask him curry?

he will say

chicken curry, chicken roast, mutton curry, mutton lever, mutton fry, beef curry, beef fry,beef potty.......

Then you ask him what else????

He will say :

Kadala curry, mixed veg......

only curries? n what is potty?

 

[Levina]

only curries? n what is potty?

y dont u also have chapali kababs??
sounds more like chapals

Its puttu ...

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

y dont u also have chapali kababs??
sounds more like chapals

Its puttu ...

Chapli Kebab

or "beef potty"

 

[Levina]

or "beef potty"

whoa!!!
This is the first time I am hearing it...must be one of your favs for you've used that word so many times on this thread.

??

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

whoa!!!
This is the first time I am hearing it...must be one of your favs for you've used that word so many times on this thread.

??

Nah im not indian and its your pal who informed us about it... i bet you love it...

You go to North kerala restaurant at 7 am in the morning and ask for the menu (not the printed one) he will say

Puttu, porotta, appam, pathiri, idiappam, chappathi

Then you ask him curry?

he will say

chicken curry, chicken roast, mutton curry, mutton lever, mutton fry, beef curry, beef fry,beef potty.......

Then you ask him what else????

He will say :

Kadala curry, mixed veg......

 

[SrNair]

aaahhhh!!
then you must be a mallu- Pakistani.

Mallus can eat beef in breakfast too.
@nair @sreekumar

.Thats right
A few years ago ,Some holidays we had beef in our menu.Either through hotel or through market.At least once in a month .I had some experience in beef curry making.But due to certain circumstances we ended beaf consumption

 

[nair]

@DESERT FIGHTER that was a typo mate.... it is "Botty"

 

[Jf Thunder]

Why would you want 4 mother-in-laws?

PAKISTAN HAS DISOWNED ITS MULLAHS

How do you tell veiled women apart?

actually i have no idea myself
again
PAKISTAN HAS DISOWNED ITS MULLAHS