SMS Thread!!

[Rafael]

I didnt know that road runner is a Sheikh

 

[Xeric]

I didnt know that road runner is a Sheikh

 

[Hasnain2009]

Budget 2009-2010
Govt will charge 20paisas for each sms.

Yani pehle zardari muft main z@leel hota tha aur ab z@leel honay k paisay lay ga!

 

[duhastmish]

I didnt know that road runner is a Sheikh

lOL NO no no no raheel - i think he is either talking about Rxeric or Renigma.

they both start with R.

 

[Xeric]

Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Aurat kam nhi kr skti,



Batao


Chalo Mein btata hun.

Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,

Q K Aurat ka kam ag lagana ha bojhana nahi

 

[Xeric]

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
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A Bomb Should Have Fallen

Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON...:

 

[Xeric]

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for You!!

 

[duhastmish]

LOOOL - enigma you know i imagine- in one picture people shouting for fire in their house. other picture - 5 of our Punjabi women sitting together and doing chugliyan. Ha ha ha ha

lol not fire fighter but firelighter!!!!

 

[Xeric]

LOOOL - enigma you know i imagine- in one picture people shouting for fire in their house. other picture - 5 of our Punjabi women sitting together and doing chugliyan. Ha ha ha ha

lol not fire fighter but firelighter!!!!

Glad to hear that the same 'brain eating' happens at your side of the world!

 

[Rafael]

Newton's 4th Law of motion:

"Loose motions can never be done in slow motion"

 

[Xeric]

A Cardiologist Died,
According to His will,
He was buried in a Heart shaped grave.

One of the doctors Laughed at the grave.

People asked,
''Why did you laugh at the heart shaped grave?

I am thinking about my grave... I am a gynaecologist...!!!

 

[Xeric]

Mohabat 1st ho to bholapan.
2nd ho to apnapan.
3rd ho to deewanapan.
4th ho to pagalpan.
Agar phir bhi counting na ruke to kameenapan.!

 

[Xeric]

Ek larki k liey khud kushi krnay ka moka kaun sa hota ha?

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Jb wo kisi or ko apna lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha;-)

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True

 

[arsalan667]

...Career...

Aik Gadha dosre gadhay se: yaar malik khanay ko kaam detay hein aur kaam zada lete hein.

Dosra gadha: tou yaar tu bhag kiyon nahi jata.

Pehla Gadha: yaar bhag tou jata likin sochta hon 2/3 saal ka experience le lon tou career ban jaye ga !

 

[arsalan667]

A question for genius like u:

Solve this !
6__ 6 __ 6__6__6 = 36

you can use any mathematical fuction like (+, -, * , /) etc